![]() There was no official comment on why some people just want to watch the world burn. Last year it was the Hot Turkey and this year it’s edible glitter and Mountain Dew," they explained, before adding that the two ingredients "have been hot topics in 2018, so we knew we wanted to incorporate them into our 'flavor blasted' turkey tradition." The rep also explained that "We test all of our recipes to ensure they are not only user-friendly but also taste great." "We love creating out-of-the-box Thanksgiving recipes and our fans do too. Update: A spokesperson for Reynolds Kitchens told Teen Vogue that "glitter turkey" was not, in fact, an elaborate troll. And for the love of all holy things, if you actually make the Hot Cheetos Turkey this year, tell me how it is, and also if it lands you in the ER for one or more hours. Spatchcock it! Stuff it, or don’t! Dry brine it if you’re a forward-thinker. Start with tips and tricks from our friends at Bon Appetit, if you’re confused. I trust Cheetos more than I trust homemade edible glitter.”Įver the voice of reason, Julia posed a solid question: “What is wrong with turkey the way God intended: as a vehicle for gravy?”īecause, look: There are a lot of things you can do with turkey. “Edible glitter is def a hard pass,” “Kyle” said, while another friend simply wrote “.” A third gave the recipe a “Hard no on that. Because did I mention Reynolds Kitchen would like you to coat a dead bird in edible glitter? And then eat it? (I think?) If hot Cheetos doesn’t do it for you, if crushed Funyuns don’t satiate you, and if even drowning a turkey carcass in Mountain Dew and leaving it to brine for a few days doesn’t whet your appetite, why not treat turkey like an Insta-bait cake? (I can think of a few solid reasons why not, mostly because I can’t think of a single good reason why you should.) They were, however, more vocal with regards to the edible-glitter turkey. Teen Vogue will update this story if we hear back.)Īll of my friends ignored my request for comment on the Mountain Dew turkey, because some things are apparently too cursed to even give thought. Hulu and Disney+ released the film, titled Flamin Hot, in 2023. It starred Jesse Garcia as Montañez and marked actress Eva Longorias feature directorial debut. ![]() I was curious to know about the process behind creating these recipes, if they actually expect anyone would make them, and if all of this was just an elaborate troll intended to go viral. In 2018, Fox Searchlight started developing a biopic about the origin story of Flamin Hot Cheetos as told by Montañez. (I also reached out to Reynolds Kitchens for comment. ![]() A third person, who asked to remain anonymous (but the group chat knows the truth!!!) put it this way: “EXTREMELY YES.” ![]()
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